How to throw up.

In case you’ve already eaten, the best thing to do is throw it up. Here’s how!

1.Stick your fingers down your throat, as far as you can get. Then pull the dangly thing, and take them out as the vomit comes out.

This is the classic method, you can use this often.

 

2. Overeat/overdrink.

Like the name says, just eat until you can’t anymore, but still keep going, and eventually, you’ll throw it all up! If you’re conscious about calories, then just drink water until it makes you throw up.

 

3. Alcohol

Many types of alcohol, especially if you’ve never drank before, can induce vomit! Just be mindful of how many calories it contains, as some, such as vodka, can have over 200, which should be your daily limit.

 

4. Disgusting food/drink.

Like it says, make insane food / drink combinations, with ingredients that definitely don’t go together! If it tastes bad enough, or your stomach has a reaction, it can induce vomit, and as a plus, lose appetite all together!

 

5. Kill yourself 

Form a loop in the end of the rope. Tuck a bight of the standing end through the loop. Make the bight larger and pass it around your throat. Pull on the standing end to tighten the noose.